It looks funny, but Nissan Juke is no joke

It's a bug-eyed, bubble-butt car, perhaps the ugliest compact automobile ever made.

It's perfect fare for a review on Halloween, a car that resembles a hunchbacked bat or an evil mouse in translucent light. Seeing it for the first time, its squished, puffed and rear-sloped body glistening in a late-evening rain, I didn't know whether to laugh or run